Drug users in Scotland 'consume most cocaine' in one session

[scooterscot]

Not the most noteworthy accolade.

"Researchers, who quizzed 15,000 cocaine users, said the drug can be delivered "more quickly than a pizza" in Glasgow."

Given the mess the Tories are making of things I'd be ordering pizza too.

source: Drug users in Scotland 'consume most cocaine' in one session - BBC News

[clearedforlanding]

I read this as “Use most of their blow in one go” which is pretty sub par I thought. Usual form is to consume it all in one go.

When I read it again I realised that they use the most. I suppose Bucky hardens them.

[greenlake]

"Researchers, who quizzed 15,000 cocaine users, said the drug can be delivered "more quickly than a pizza" in Glasgow."

That's only because of the extra time needed to deep fry the pizza....

[Mordac]

Not the most noteworthy accolade.

"Researchers, who quizzed 15,000 cocaine users, said the drug can be delivered "more quickly than a pizza" in Glasgow."

Given the mess the Tories are making of things I'd be ordering pizza too.

source: Drug users in Scotland 'consume most cocaine' in one session - BBC News

FFS, if I lived in Scotland I'd be on something stronger than coke. And pizza. Methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper.

[original PM]

That's only because of the extra time needed to deep fry the pizza....

With the obligatory Irn Bru which is good to see.

[Batcher]

Just the usual tulipe from BBC Scotland talking the country down in case we feel good about ourselves.

https://thoughtcontrolscotland.com/2...mpression=true

[TestMangler]

FFS, if I lived in Scotland I'd be on something stronger than coke. And pizza. Methadone or heroin, whichever is cheaper.

Prescriptions are free in Scotland, so it's methadone all the way.......

[greenlake]

Prescriptions are free in Scotland, so it's methadone all the way.......

Anyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....

[Mordac]

Anyone remember Andersen Consulting's systems implementation methodology? It was called Method/1. The original name was Method/One, but they realised it was too similar to methadone....

Which was probably what most of their clients were on, post implementation...

[BR14]

Which was probably what most of their clients were on, post implementation...

Ahhh, good old arthur's androids, - i remember them well