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    21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.

    What a total . I'm going to have to pay the s the full amount back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.

    What a total . I'm going to have to pay the s the full amount back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.

    What a total . I'm going to have to pay the s the full amount back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.

    What a total . I'm going to have to pay the s the full amount back.
    You get to keep the 0.5p interest you earned in that quarter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarillionFan View Post
    21 Years with LTD companies and VAT returns only to discover for the whole of Q1 this quarter, I didn't accrue a single bill, put any additional travel through, no bloody expenses, holidays, hotels, expensive meals, mileage, books, training, software, office expenses, mobile or stationary with the exception of one small bill for accountancy for £45.

    What a total . I'm going to have to pay the s the full amount back.

    I thought all your VAT returns were potential Pullitzer Prize nominations?
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    Nobel Prize in science fiction...

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    Get an accountant ffs

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