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    Was heading back to Bridgwater from the Thistle Hotel Heathrow and got seated unfortunately next to a fat lazy looking bloke. My initial misgivings were proven true when he decided all of a sudden to attack me with all sorts of sledge paraphernalia he had just reduced.

    I felt like I was being squashed and to make matters worse he attempted to convince me to go cottaging with him at Bridgwater Services. I think its some sort of speed dogging because he did look like someone who hadn't had any in his lifetime

    Anyway I called for a steel bar and knocked him out before any further damage.

    What do you all think of fight etiquette?
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    What's the first rule about fight club?

    #1 We don't take about fight club.
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    What do you all think of fight etiquette?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    What's the first rule about fight club?

    #1 We don't take about fight club.
    I see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    What's the first rule about fight club?

    #1 We don't take about fight club.
    take what? or which? or whatever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    I see.
    As NLyUK always says "tis better to give than receive!"
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    I always say "your shoelaces are undone" then when they look down, kick them in the goolies.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    Do you have fist etiquette?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Do you have fist etiquette?
    Fistiquette you mean.
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    I just go windmilling in. This works well with chuggers too
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