And now, following centuries of tradition, His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh will urinate over the communion wafers to initiate the Black Mass, summoning the reptilian overlords to claim the spawn of this blessed union.
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAnd now, following centuries of tradition, His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh will urinate over the communion wafers to initiate the Black Mass, summoning the reptilian overlords to claim the spawn of this blessed union."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell -
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostIf you're as old as zeitghost or vetran, it's more like Royal Jelly.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postgreat for a ladies complexion!Comment
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostIf you're as old as zeitghost or vetran, it's more like Royal Jelly.Comment
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