On the way to Kindergarten this morning...

[scooterscot]

My girls asked me to put the radio on as I drove.... it was Blurred Lines playing out. They were digging it big time. It was then I realised this is a German radio station, not BBC Radio 1 safely edited lyrics booming out.

"What do they make dreams for
When you got them jeans on
What do we need steam for
You the hottest bitch in this place
Hey Hey Hey"


Dad of the year me.

[woohoo]

Dad of the year me.

You aren't their dad.

[GreenMirror]

You aren't their dad.

Thank God. Some gene pools need wiping out.

[PhiltheGreek]

Thank God. Some gene pools need wiping out.

Can't be far off. Scooter's gene pool is too shallow to drown a worm in.

[GJABS]

Can't work out whether it is Scooter attending kindergarten, and "the girls" are his carers

[PhiltheGreek]

Can't work out whether it is Scooter attending kindergarten, and "the girls" are his carers

That's the official line the palace is taking.

[Mordac]

The thread title says it all. I'm rather surprised they let Scooty anywhere near Kindergarten, surely he'll drag them all down to his level, and screw up their place in the league tables...

[scooterscot]

Germany don't do league tables. If they did the English football team wouldn't even bother trying to qualify.

[Mordac]

Germany don't do league tables. If they did the English football team wouldn't even bother trying to qualify.

Rather brave of you, turning the debate towards football. Remind me again, what will your fellow Jocks be doing this summer (aside from supporting Panama, Tunisia and Belgium, that is)?

[Old Greg]

The thread title says it all. I'm rather surprised they let Scooty anywhere near Kindergarten, surely he'll drag them all down to his level, and screw up their place in the league tables...

Where else is he meant to learn how to add up a hotel expense claim?