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    Contractor Wants To Be Employee - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2018-07-05 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

    #2
    One year? Amateur.
    I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DeludedKitten View Post
      One year? Amateur.
      It's different in the USA, I gather.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        I do the Dilbert gags sunshine...

        PS - Does anyone else think the "contractor" looks like George Michael, or is it just me?
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          I do the Dilbert gags sunshine...

          PS - Does anyone else think the "contractor" looks like George Michael, or is it just me?
          Neither you nor the contractor look like George Michael. HTHBIDI
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
            Neither you nor the contractor look like George Michael. HTHBIDI
            Stop doubting yourself, I do in fact look nothing like George Michael. Which, given the fact that he's dead, comes as something of a massive relief...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Stop doubting yourself, I do in fact look nothing like George Michael. Which, given the fact that he's dead, comes as something of a massive relief...
              Probably not the best phrase to use when referring to the Careless Wrister.....
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                Probably not the best phrase to use when referring to the Careless Wrister.....


                One doffs ones cap in your direction, Sir...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post


                  One doffs ones cap in your direction, Sir...
                  We need an emoji for that.
                  Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    I do the Dilbert gags sunshine...
                    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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