Now they're banning skirts in schools as well

[Mordac]

Any port in a storm. Or, as a friend of mine once said, "Women are alright but you can't beat the real thing!"

Are you sure it was "a friend"...?

[Zigenare]

Are you sure it was "a friend"...?

Now you come to mention it, there was this one time, at band camp...

[d000hg]

Call me old-fashioned, but I kind of like the idea of having that sort of information in advance of any exchange of bodily fluids...

It doesn't sound very old-fashioned that you want to be exchanging fluids while courting.

[LondonManc]

It doesn't sound very old-fashioned that you want to be exchanging fluids while courting.

A bit of swapping saliva behind the bikesheds?

[Mordac]

A bit of swapping saliva behind the bikesheds?

Saliva? You lightweight...

[LondonManc]

Saliva? You lightweight...

I was talking about courting.

If you're talking filth, Jenny was a great shag behind the bikesheds. It somewhat made up for her being a crap history teacher.

[greenlake]

If you're talking filth, Jenny was a great shag behind the bikesheds. It somewhat made up for her being a crap history teacher.

Thank goodness for those back-to-school deals....