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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Offensive?

    It's downright preposterous!!!
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    Cultural awareness is code for "You'll need wellies when you go for a piss"

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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Nah cultural awareness means ensuring no one gets upset by people using the wrong bathroom...
    'wrong bathroom' could soon to be outlawed.

    "Separate male and female toilets could be BANNED over equality law worries
    Employment lawyer Steven Eckett who advises the LGBTQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning) community, said allowing people to declare their gender may leave bosses open to legal action when it comes to labelling toilets."
    He said: "With an increasing move for gender to be more fluid, employers risk being accused of discriminatory behaviour simply by designating whether a toilet is for specific use for men or women"
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    There's interesting scope here for potentially 'knocking one out' in the shared lav and indirectly 'knocking up' females when they next rush in for an emergency dump.

    Q. Can someone become pregnant with sperm in toilet seat ?
    A. For pregnancy to occur there would have to be live sperm on the toilet seat, but the sperm cannot live very long outside the body
    A chancer could consider some form of pre-pepared 'warm water/sperm' spray to deploy across and seed the seat just before he exits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunnyInHades View Post
    'wrong bathroom' could soon to be outlawed.

    "Separate male and female toilets could be BANNED over equality law worries
    Employment lawyer Steven Eckett who advises the LGBTQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning) community, said allowing people to declare their gender may leave bosses open to legal action when it comes to labelling toilets."
    He said: "With an increasing move for gender to be more fluid, employers risk being accused of discriminatory behaviour simply by designating whether a toilet is for specific use for men or women"
    Apr 2018



    There's interesting scope here for potentially 'knocking one out' in the shared lav and indirectly 'knocking up' females when they next rush in for an emergency dump.

    Q. Can someone become pregnant with sperm in toilet seat ?
    A. For pregnancy to occur there would have to be live sperm on the toilet seat, but the sperm cannot live very long outside the body
    A chancer could consider some form of pre-pepared 'warm water/sperm' spray to deploy across and seed the seat just before he exits.
    What on earth is that sign? Don't use the toilet, use the big hole to poop in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SunnyInHades View Post
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    Nah cultural awareness means ensuring no one gets upset by people using the wrong bathroom...
    'wrong bathroom' could soon to be outlawed.
    Indeed....

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    Fixed Term contract for £42k for three days a week.
    “Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Fixed Term contract for £42k for three days a week.
    £42k for 3 days a week?
    That’s £14k a day.

    Yeah, I’d do that.
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