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    Our fave BTL baron

    UK landlord kicks four single mothers out of his properties | Daily Mail Online

    No coloured people and their smelly curries
    No single mothers
    No plumbers (because they're probably Polish)


    He needs to add No Irish, no EU supporters and no Labour voters and I think he's got most of it covered.


    #2
    he missed a trick. The issue is if he doesn't fix the boiler in 5 days the council fine him if the tenant is an under 5.

    He should have backed the Boiler maintenance to British Gas or similar and charged the council the extra for under 5s.

    The council are shown up as idiots.

    The issue he said he had with people of Indian origin is that the curry smell means cleaning the flat is near impossible. Maybe they should forfeit their deposit?

    The EU & Labour supporters would expect him to give them the home for free.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      he missed a trick. The issue is if he doesn't fix the boiler in 5 days the council fine him if the tenant is an under 5.

      He should have backed the Boiler maintenance to British Gas or similar and charged the council the extra for under 5s.

      The council are shown up as idiots.

      The issue he said he had with people of Indian origin is that the curry smell means cleaning the flat is near impossible. Maybe they should forfeit their deposit?

      The EU & Labour supporters would expect him to give them the home for free.
      Private property is theft and should be distributed by the government.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TheGreenBastard View Post
        Private property is theft and should be distributed by the government.
        Komrade Korbyn, is that you?

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          he missed a trick. The issue is if he doesn't fix the boiler in 5 days the council fine him if the tenant is an under 5.

          He should have backed the Boiler maintenance to British Gas or similar and charged the council the extra for under 5s.

          The council are shown up as idiots.

          The issue he said he had with people of Indian origin is that the curry smell means cleaning the flat is near impossible. Maybe they should forfeit their deposit?

          The EU & Labour supporters would expect him to give them the home for free.
          Jahwol her ubergrabbennippenfuhrer

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            #6
            Originally posted by TheGreenBastard View Post
            Private property is theft
            From whom has it been stolen?

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              #7
              Originally posted by GJABS View Post
              From whom has it been stolen?
              That doesn't matter. The quote sounds good to those without much.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #8
                Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                From whom has it been stolen?
                Looking around here it would be easier to name those who haven't had their tulip lifted

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                  From whom has it been stolen?
                  I forgot the sarcasm tags.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by GJABS View Post
                    From whom has it been stolen?
                    The trick is to enclose it. Then it isn't theft.

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