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HMRC tax hotline for psychopaths

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    HMRC tax hotline for psychopaths

    How easy would it be for a psychopathic person to cause a world of pain for a contractor? E.g if they call the HMRC hotline and claim that you're fiddling expenses or billing as outside of IR35 but actually inside. Is it that easy to trigger a tax inspection?

    Even if you are squeeky clean it'd still waste lots of time and money.

    #2
    What an excellent idea. Let's make a list of CUKers to target.

    https://www.gov.uk/report-an-unregis...er-or-business
    Last edited by xoggoth; 21 July 2018, 20:00.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      What an excellent idea. Let's make a list of CUKers to target.

      https://www.gov.uk/report-an-unregis...er-or-business
      nah the loafers are all abroad moaning about UK politics.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        nah the loafers are all abroad moaning about UK politics.
        There's always der Bundeszentralamt für Steuern

        and Eidgenossische Steuerverwaltung

        just thinking, like

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          #5
          Originally posted by BR14 View Post
          Eidgenossische Steuerverwaltung
          That's a federal organisation - you need to contact the relevant Cantonal Steueramt.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            That's a federal organisation - you need to contact the relevant Cantonal Steueramt.
            we bow to your greater expertise at pissing people off
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SeededLoaf View Post
              How easy would it be for a psychopathic person to cause a world of pain for a contractor? E.g if they call the HMRC hotline and claim that you're fiddling expenses or billing as outside of IR35 but actually inside. Is it that easy to trigger a tax inspection?

              Even if you are squeeky clean it'd still waste lots of time and money.
              Me thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                Me thinks the OP has pissed off a lady.....
                One thinks so too*, and she sounds ghastly. Full disclosure, OP, then you shall have my answer.

                * - or a bloke. One can't be too judgemental in these days of poofs and whatnot.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                  these days of poofs and whatnot.
                  whatnot?


                  Is it LGBTQI....W now?
                  See You Next Tuesday

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                    #10
                    It's LGBTQIAPK apparently.

                    Pride: Our Guide To All Things LGBTQIAPK | MTV UK

                    Although the P stands for pan sexual and not pedo as many people would have you believe.

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