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    The Gammon King

    This should please some of you...

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ight-in-europe

    https://amp.thedailybeast.com/inside...mpression=true

    Now you can be united under one banner or -on...

    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    This should please some of you...

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ight-in-europe

    https://amp.thedailybeast.com/inside...mpression=true

    Now you can be united under one banner or -on...

    The Movement’s headquarters are expected to be located in Brussels,
    Where I expect they'll get a warm welcome. In the form of a molotov cocktail, most likely...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mordac View Post
      Where I expect they'll get a warm welcome. In the form of a molotov cocktail, most likely...
      More likely an EU grant, they are that incompetent.

      If it were Paris then some layabouts would probably resort to violence.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        This should please some of you...

        https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ight-in-europe

        https://amp.thedailybeast.com/inside...mpression=true

        Now you can be united under one banner or -on...

        ah goody now we have Liver & Bacon!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          I'm sure the kippers and quitters will be upset by this, you know, an unelected foreigner messing in our politics.

          He'll vanish into a black hole of obscurity within no time at all.
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #6
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Can%27t_Happen_Here

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              I'm sure the kippers and quitters will be upset by this, you know, an unelected foreigner messing in our politics.

              He'll vanish into a black hole of obscurity within no time at all.
              Oh I don't know, we've had four decades of unelected foreigners messing in our politics, we've almost got used to it...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Oh I don't know, we've had four decades of unelected foreigners messing in our politics, we've almost got used to it...
                what? - the civil service? it's a lot longer than four decades, son.
                but, you might say that, - i couldn't possibly comment

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                  #9
                  I see you've been studying the history of your adopted fatherland then?
                  final exam for citizenship time??

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    what? - the civil service? it's a lot longer than four decades, son.
                    but, you might say that, - i couldn't possibly comment

                    I wasn't referring to the civil service, who are mostly British, by definition. I was referring to "them what can't be mentioned in this particular forum"...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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