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    What to do about Betty Swollocks? Any suggestions?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
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    Simply get your Punkah wallah to work a bit harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    Simply get your Punkah wallah to work a bit harder.

    you'd need an under punka wallah, and i'm not sure it'd work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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