Is MF back from Greece yet?

[vetran]

Fat tourists are crippling donkeys that carry them around Santorini | Daily Mail Online

Fat tourists are CRIPPLING the donkeys that carry them around the Greek island of Santorini forcing locals to cross-breed them with mules to make them sturdier
Santorini has a hilly terrain so donkeys have traditionally been used for transport
In the summer, up to five cruise ships a day bring 1,200 tourists onto the island
The number of overweight tourists on the island has trebled in the last 10 years

[SimonMac]

Is MF the Fat Tourist or the Ass?

[MarillionFan]

Fat tourists are crippling donkeys that carry them around Santorini | Daily Mail Online

Spooky. My brother only mentioned Santorini and Donkeys last night on a call.

Off to Portugal tomorrow, I bet I can find her.

[vetran]

Spooky. My brother only mentioned Santorini and Donkeys last night on a call.

Off to Portugal tomorrow, I bet I can find her.

Be gentle with her

Have fun on holidays!

[Mordac]

In the summer, up to five cruise ships a day bring 1,200 tourists onto the island
The number of overweight tourists on the island has trebled in the last 10 years

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

[MarillionFan]

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

Not all of us have tapeworms called Gary Mordy that keep you so skinny.

[vetran]

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

they can't roll the really fat ones down the gangplank?

[Mordac]

Not all of us have tapeworms called Gary Mordy that keep you so skinny.

If I'm honest, Gary must have died about 5 years ago, a fact which will become immediately evident the next time we meet...

[Old Greg]

Someone at the Daily Wail is tulip at maths. Five cruise ships is a hell of a lot more that 1200 tourists. If the fat ones were made to walk around, there's be a few less fat ones. Perhaps I'd better shut up now, or I might have to be the next Minister of Health...

Depends how big the tourists are.

[greenlake]

Depends how big the tourists are.