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    Default My wife is Japanese

    https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...-wife-in-china

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    Isn't she an immigrant?
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    Jeremy Hunt to be introduced as Cockney rhyming slang?

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    In fairness, they do all look the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Jeremy Hunt to be introduced as Cockney rhyming slang?

    "He said what? What an utter Jeremy Hunt!"
    Or you could just shorten that to "What an utter Jeremy".

    Which would have the added bonus that the same intended four letter slur could equally be derived by reference to Corbyn (although that wouldn't then be rhyming slang)
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    Hey why was my sarky post deleted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Hey why was my sarky post deleted?
    Casual racism?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Casual racism?
    Which part of sarky do you, and obviously the relevant mod, not get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Which part of sarky do you, and obviously the relevant mod, not get?
    Which part of someone taking something the wrong way on an internet forum do you rarely get?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sasguru View Post
    Hey why was my sarky post deleted?
    Mods draining the thick as mince swamp ?

    I expect my post count to fall as well!
    Last edited by vetran; 30th July 2018 at 11:42. Reason: used the Cr word....Amended
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