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    Almost feel sorry for the staff. One day it's dress up the next sneakers and joggy bottoms.


    House of Fraser bought by Sports Direct for £90m
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Almost feel sorry for the staff. One day it's dress up the next sneakers and joggy bottoms.


    House of Fraser bought by Sports Direct for £90m
    House of Fraser has long been crap anyway.
    Brexiteers remind me of religious fanatics, only faith, no facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    House of Fraser has long been crap anyway.
    Not to Scooter it hasn't. It was the first Big Shop his mother took him to, and when he realised there was an upstairs too he was so overwhelmed he lost control of his bladder.

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    Actually I think it was Jenners.
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Or Uk's journey to move into the 21st century on track.

    It is important to remember that you did not inherit the earth from your parents you are just looking after it for your kids

    and they have completely different tastes and outlooks to you.

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    I was expecting this to be about the OP moving to the UK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Almost feel sorry for the staff. One day it's dress up the next sneakers and joggy bottoms.


    House of Fraser bought by Sports Direct for £90m
    The reason why contractoruk is floundering at the moment, ******* tulip negative twatish posts from numb minded dicks like Scoots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    The reason why contractoruk is floundering at the moment, ******* tulip negative twatish posts from numb minded dicks like Scoots.
    WWHS.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    I thought SD was teetering on the brink of collapse itself. Or is that just the owner?
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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    He'll strip out the assets and dump the rest. You wait and see...
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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