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    https://twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK?re...Ctwgr%5Eauthor

    https://www.independent.co.uk/voices...-a8488246.html

    999 call from a hotel receptionist reporting that a large group of people are trying to force their way into a #Southend hotel. Officers are on their way.
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    Caller in #Chelmsford reporting that she has lost her keys and locked herself out of her flat
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    999 call from an #Epping resident concerned that a man carrying a cardboard box has stepped on to his drive.
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    Call for concern about a man in #Colchester asleep on a scooter near a busy road.
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    Call from a member of public in #Grays reporting that a large group of people are throwing bottles at oncoming traffic
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    Anonymous call from a man reporting a strong smell of chemicals coming from a property in west Essex.

    We can’t confirm whether the occupant is a ‘high school science teacher’ but this will be investigated.
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    Officers are heading to #SouthOckendon after we were called with reports that a cow was in the road. We will moove it on before things get udder control
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    Man calling to say he's found a bin bag of suspected drugs whilst looking for his cat. We can't be sure but it sounds a lot like meowijuana
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    We've just taken a call from a member of the public who stated that Michael Jackson isn't really dead.

    It really is as easy as 1 2 3, do not call 999 unless there is a genuine emergency
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Brexit links in General? Ban him!!
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    Man calls to report three men sitting on a bench and no crime being committed in #Harwich.
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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