Did she fall, wash she pushed or did she jump? Did she fall, wash she pushed or did she jump?
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    My thoughts... Pissed up, middle aged, manic depressive, jumped.

    Also, very lucky to be alive.

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    Can’t have been so pissed she fell. I don’t see how you can be drunk enough for that but sober enough to swim for 10 hours.
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    She managed to climb over the railing - they are fairly high so you can't accidentally lean over and fall, then she fell a long way - lucky not to drown in the wake of the boat.
    Was she showing off to friends and walking along the hand rail?
    Was she trying to kill herself?
    Will we ever know (at least not before the book/film is made)
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    Sounds like a moment of drunken madness after a particularly heated argument to me. A lot of alcohol and a toxic relationship make people do a lot of very silly things.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    She managed to climb over the railing - they are fairly high so you can't accidentally lean over and fall, then she fell a long way - lucky not to drown in the wake of the boat.
    Was she showing off to friends and walking along the hand rail?
    Was she trying to kill herself?
    Will we ever know (at least not before the book/film is made)
    There is going to be a film?

    Which Hollywood Actor will play the Captain of the cruise ship/love interest who spurns the advances of the middle aged woman and is then wracked with guilt when he discovers she has jumped overboard and maybe lost forever until they are reunited in Venice and all live happily ever after?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    There is going to be a film?

    Which Hollywood Actor will play the Captain of the cruise ship/love interest who spurns the advances of the middle aged woman and is then wracked with guilt when he discovers she has jumped overboard and maybe lost forever until they are reunited in Venice and all live happily ever after?
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Sounds like a moment of drunken madness after a particularly heated argument to me. A lot of alcohol and a toxic relationship make people do a lot of very silly things.
    That's what seems to be the case according to some news reports. Hope she gets a bill for the extra fuel used by all vessels concerned!
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    A lot of alcohol and a toxic relationship make people do a lot of very silly things.
    Sounds like you've not got over your last wedding anniversary meal there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    That's what seems to be the case according to some news reports. Hope she gets a bill for the extra fuel used by all vessels concerned!
    She won't but I expect she'll get a raft of invites to Loose Women and the like so she can explain her troubled upbringing and how her ex fella was a bastard and drove her to this and so on and so on. Everyone will be very sympathetic and she'll probably set herself up nicely for life.

    All the blokes will still see her as some idiot that threw herself of a cruise ship inconveniencing a lot of people.
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