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    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Mines the pencil.

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    The comments section is the best bit of the article:
    Humdrum Days, Paradise, United Kingdom, 4 minutes ago: My husband has a 12 inch member, but he doesn't use it as a rule.
    cablehogue, very near, United Kingdom, 20 minutes ago: Iv,e got one that sends maeesages i use it as a dictaphone
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    I think regarding the project managers at client co, the penis constitutes the whole person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    My partner doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Fooking useless Daily Mail *******...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    My partner doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Fooking useless Daily Mail *******...
    Oh I'd beg to differ. Your partner appears to have a massive knob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    Oh I'd beg to differ. Your partner appears to have a massive knob.
    ROFLMAO
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    The comments section is the best bit of the article:
    Humdrum Days, Paradise, United Kingdom, 4 minutes ago: My husband has a 12 inch member, but he doesn't use it as a rule.
    cablehogue, very near, United Kingdom, 20 minutes ago: Iv,e got one that sends maeesages i use it as a dictaphone
    A few more funnies from the same place:

    "Native americans have the longest, whilst Scotmen have the thickest......my real name is Tonto McKenzie!"
    "i want a 12 inch one, but the doctors refuse to take 2 inches off......"
    "A woman once told me she wasn't interested unless I had 12 inches. I told her honey, I don't fold it in half for anyone."
    "I was ashamed of my four inches till I realised the lady's like them that thick !!!"
    and
    "She said 'you have got a small organ', he said 'it's not used to playing in a cathedral!'"


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