Done this one yet - mildly NSFW Done this one yet - mildly NSFW
Posts 1 to 10 of 10
  1. #1

    My post count is Majestic

    vetran is always on top

    vetran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Come Friendly Bombs
    Posts
    31,380

    Default Done this one yet - mildly NSFW

    Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex | Daily Mail Online

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex
    Chinese man, 26, and his wife, 24, went to the doctor after failing to conceive
    After a check, doctors claimed they had been having 'the wrong type of sex'
    An obstetrician handed them sex education books and gave them 'guidelines'
    The wife has reportedly got pregnant after following the doctor's advice
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

  2. #2

    Contractor Among Contractors

    Yorkie62 is NOT a disguised employee


    Join Date
    Nov 2015
    Location
    Omnipresent
    Posts
    1,813

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online
    but is it the husband's or the doctor's child?

  3. #3

    Fingers like lightning

    GJABS - scorchio!

    GJABS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    946

    Default


  4. #4

    Contractor Among Contractors

    Yorkie62 is NOT a disguised employee


    Join Date
    Nov 2015
    Location
    Omnipresent
    Posts
    1,813

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online
    or....they were trying for a child but all they kept getting was a little sh*t.

  5. #5

    More fingers than teeth

    greenlake has reached the peak. Play again?

    greenlake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2013
    Posts
    13,152

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant for four years are told by doctor the wife is still a virgin because they were having anal sex
    Now that she has four years of experience, she's definitely well-qualified for this job....


  6. #6

    Godlike

    Paddy is a fount of knowledge

    Paddy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    9,760

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Explains why a certain group are really worried about a sperm shortage after next March.

    Clueless couple struggled to get pregnant are told by doctor they were having anal sex* | Daily Mail Online
    In all seriousness, this is not unusual especially in the middle east where pre-marital sex is forbidden. The usual first question by a fertility doctor is "What hole are you using"
    Brexiteers remind me of religious fanatics, only faith, no facts.

  7. #7

    My post count is Majestic

    vetran is always on top

    vetran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Come Friendly Bombs
    Posts
    31,380

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    In all seriousness, this is not unusual especially in the middle east where pre-marital sex is forbidden. The usual first question by a fertility doctor is "What hole are you using"
    well AssGuru only has one offspring, I was suspecting 'leakage'.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

  8. #8

    Godlike

    MaryPoppins is NOT a disguised employee

    MaryPoppins's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    None of your business.
    Posts
    8,209

    Default

    I did wonder what the 'check' would be that the doctor did
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

  9. #9

    My post count is Majestic

    northernladuk is always on top

    northernladuk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Posts
    40,503

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I did wonder what the 'check' would be that the doctor did
    She'll probably have a bum hole like that goatse guy so not too difficult to spot.
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

  10. #10

    Super poster

    ladymuck is a fount of knowledge

    ladymuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    London
    Posts
    3,399

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    She'll probably have a bum hole like that goatse guy so not too difficult to spot.
    Apparently, according to the article my beau sent me on the topic, three fingers could be easily inserted.

    It is possible to check for the hymen being intact, which is usually an indicator of female virginity. Except it's easily broken via non-sexual activity and is a completely unreliable method.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •