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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWas that an autocorrect ??Comment
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I took my 1st long break ever this summer 8 weeks - it’s great
Alas I need to go back to work
If I had your warchest I would retire somewhere sunnyComment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell I'm motivated. Been on holiday for 7 weeks.
Got over a years warchest in the company account, rent from three houses and ten years worth of expenditure cover in the bank, which takes me up to early retirement where I have a decent pot.
Fook I cant even be bothered to get out of bed to go and get a contract.
Better do something I suppose. Any ideas?
What about another tat shop? You'll be just in time to open one in April, after that-what-we-can't talk-about-on-here has happened...His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWell I'm motivated. Been on holiday for 7 weeks.
Got over a years warchest in the company account, rent from three houses and ten years worth of expenditure cover in the bank, which takes me up to early retirement where I have a decent pot.
Fook I cant even be bothered to get out of bed to go and get a contract.
Better do something I suppose. Any ideas?
Anyway, as for doing something: play Fortnite. It'll suck up the hours from your remaining days like you never would have thought.Comment
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You can't retire on your pittance. You need at least 5 million in net assets.
Anyway I know 2 people who retired in their 50s, having made millions. One died and the other one has gone nuts.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Postyou can survive on the rent from 3 houses and why 10 years' worth of expenses is probably something like £500/month for you.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostYou could be a Tory MP.
Or have you ever thought about running a railway line. I've always thought you were a bit like The Fat Controller*.
*A bit like = drop the "roller"Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWas that an autocorrect ??Originally posted by barrydidit View PostIt's an officially sanctioned swear filter swerving technique, I'd have thought you'd have filed it away for future reference…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by Mordac View Post
What about another tat shop? You'll be just in time to open one in April, after that-what-we-can't talk-about-on-here has happened...What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI may never work againThe greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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