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Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce

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    Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce

    Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce?

    Because in the manufacture, they use squirrel hair paint brushes. Just think of how many squirrels have been sacrificed for the sake of luxury...
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce?

    Because in the manufacture, they use squirrel hair paint brushes. Just think of how many squirrels have been sacrificed for the sake of luxury...
    Where do you think they get the hair from. Those squirrels aren't gong to shave themselves...
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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Where do you think they get the hair from. Those squirrels aren't gong to shave themselves...
      a Brazilian Sciuridae?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        They'll be made in Eastern Europe post Brexit and they don't have squirrels there so he'll be fine.
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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Where do you think they get the hair from.
          The filter on his tumble drier?

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            #6
            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            They'll be made in Eastern Europe post Brexit and they don't have squirrels there so he'll be fine.
            Another great export opportunity to add to our post-B portfolio.

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              #7
              Given his like of crashing cars I assume he drives the cheapest possible.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                Why AtW will never buy a Rolls Royce?

                Because in the manufacture, they use squirrel hair paint brushes. Just think of how many squirrels have been sacrificed for the sake of luxury...
                He'd probably be more open to the idea of a Rolls-Royce if they replaced the Spirit of Ecstasy bonnet ornament with something like this....

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