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    New news source

    .... for all the numbnuts in the B****t thread

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45519884



    what next? - the Bumhole Bugle??

    #2
    The newspaper, which was "launched" in the town of Uranus on Wednesday, was threatened with a boycott by the mayor of nearby Waynesville, Luge Hardman.
    I read 'Huge Hardman'

    That kind of threat we could do without.
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      I read 'Huge Hardman'

      That kind of threat we could do without.
      I read it as Huge Lardman and thought MF had emigrated.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        opinions are like anuses.

        everyone has one. no-one wants to hear about anyone elses.

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          #5
          I wonder do they have a pull-out section at the weekend?
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Like all local newspapers, it's probably stuffed with shameless plugs.

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              #7
              Reminds me of the Jackass boys in Mianus

              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Wonder if there will be adverts for the Crafty Butcher?
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  It'll help that the local news channel is called KY!

                  The people of Uranus, in Pulaski County, are divided on the issue.

                  Natalie Sanders, who has been named as the newspaper's managing editor, told local news channel KY3 that the title was carefully considered before a decision was made.
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    It'll help that the local news channel is called KY!
                    Good old KY-Telly (KYTV, AKA RadioActive)
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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