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    Default New news source

    .... for all the numbnuts in the B****t thread

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45519884



    what next? - the Bumhole Bugle??

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    The newspaper, which was "launched" in the town of Uranus on Wednesday, was threatened with a boycott by the mayor of nearby Waynesville, Luge Hardman.
    I read 'Huge Hardman'

    That kind of threat we could do without.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    I read 'Huge Hardman'

    That kind of threat we could do without.
    I read it as Huge Lardman and thought MF had emigrated.
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    I wonder do they have a pull-out section at the weekend?
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    Like all local newspapers, it's probably stuffed with shameless plugs.

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    Reminds me of the Jackass boys in Mianus

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    Wonder if there will be adverts for the Crafty Butcher?
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    It'll help that the local news channel is called KY!

    The people of Uranus, in Pulaski County, are divided on the issue.

    Natalie Sanders, who has been named as the newspaper's managing editor, told local news channel KY3 that the title was carefully considered before a decision was made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    It'll help that the local news channel is called KY!
    Good old KY-Telly (KYTV, AKA RadioActive)
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