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So Christmas crackers are sorted...

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    So Christmas crackers are sorted...


    The Royal Mint Gold Cracker Set | Royal Mint

    Now just need to decide on the food and drink.
    England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

    #2
    That really is Xmas crackers.

    I think I'll get mine from Lidl(tm) again.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      #3
      "Perfect to gift to families, work colleagues or as a corporate gift"

      Or high class hookers.

      qh
      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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        #4
        Possibly NSFW


        https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=38585


        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Perfect, I've now found what to serve for drinks.

          Bottle of whisky sold for world record GBP848,000 - BBC News

          England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
            So Christmas crackers are sorted...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
              Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

              How annoying.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #8
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

                How annoying.
                Tunnel under the hammering man. - there'll be loads down there

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

                  How annoying.

                  That is alright ask a gnome they probably have a few gold Reichspfennig you can slip into a Swiss cracker.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Please note we cannot deliver this cracker set internationally.

                    How annoying.
                    Have them sent to me and I'll forward them on. If anything's missing, that'll be the thieving bloody postman...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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