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French Open Season on Mountain Bikers.

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    French Open Season on Mountain Bikers.

    Mountain biker shot in the French alps whilst riding through a forest.

    Rather sad.

    Apparently the chap hailed from Caerphilly.

    British mountain biker shot dead by hunter in French Alps - BBC News

    This would be unremarkable in Septicland where it's common practice to brand "COW" on one's livestock during the hunting season.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 14 October 2018, 17:15.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

    #2
    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Mountain biker shot in the French alps whilst riding through a forest.
    He shouldn't have worn that jersey....

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      #3
      Shooting cyclists. I approve.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        Shooting cyclists. I approve.
        ah the rumours are true, you are WTFH's Daddy!
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Shooting cyclists. I approve.

          That's a bit extreme

          I find a simple "punishment pass" gets the message across :

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unai Emery View Post
            That's a bit extreme

            I find a simple "punishment pass" gets the message across :

            Are you a bit more difficult to hit in your recumbent bike?
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Are you a bit more difficult to hit in your recumbent bike?
              I was following two of those damn things on my way to the dump a week last Sunday.

              The urge to kill got very strong.

              Neither was wearing a banana suit though.

              Or expressed any interest in bubble fronted dmus.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                #8
                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                I was following two of those damn things on my way to the dump a week last Sunday.

                The urge to kill got very strong.

                Neither was wearing a banana suit though.

                Or expressed any interest in bubble fronted dmus.
                When you say "The dump" do you mean Swindon? It's just over the border from the principality.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  When you say "The dump" do you mean Swindon? It's just over the border from the principality.
                  Nah.

                  This dump is in Briton Ferry, next to the travellers camp.

                  It's nice & quiet first thing on a Sunday before the hordes descend with endless crap.

                  And after I'd made my offering to the gods of recycling, the aforementioned recumbent riders were on the Briton Ferry bridge.

                  Sadly, on the other side, so I didn't get a 2nd chance to off them.
                  Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 15 October 2018, 15:22.
                  When the fun stops, STOP.

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                    #10
                    It's well known that if you go trudging through a forest in France you whistle or sing at the top of your voice otherwise the overenthusiastic French hunters will take a pot-shot at you!
                    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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