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    Expensing a quickie

    A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

    ...I think he's a bit of a sap.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

    #2
    What the hell is a "quickie" in this context?

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      #3
      Originally posted by GJABS View Post
      What the hell is a "quickie" in this context?
      I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.
        You've got a stationary cupboard??? How come you get all the good gigs?
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          You've got a stationary cupboard??? How come you get all the good gigs?
          :
          It wasn't stationary when he went in for a quickie.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
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            It wasn't stationary when he went in for a quickie.
            NLyUK can't say much due to client confidentiality but knowing him it probably was.
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

              ...I think he's a bit of a sap.
              Did he get a VAT receipt?

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                #8
                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

                  ...I think he's a bit of a sap.

                  A friend - oh yes



                  You saddos pay?
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    A friend - oh yes



                    You saddos pay?
                    Could be worse. Could be like you and get paid.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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