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    A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

    ...I think he's a bit of a sap.
    I'm perfect, in a very specific and limited way.
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    What the hell is a "quickie" in this context?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post
    What the hell is a "quickie" in this context?
    I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.
    You've got a stationary cupboard??? How come you get all the good gigs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    I'm gonna go for a knee trembler in the stationery cupboard.
    Quote Originally Posted by northernladuk View Post
    You've got a stationary cupboard??? How come you get all the good gigs?
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    It wasn't stationary when he went in for a quickie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
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    It wasn't stationary when he went in for a quickie.
    NLyUK can't say much due to client confidentiality but knowing him it probably was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

    ...I think he's a bit of a sap.
    Did he get a VAT receipt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    A friend of mine wants to know if he can put a quickie on expenses.

    ...I think he's a bit of a sap.

    A friend - oh yes



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    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    A friend - oh yes



    You saddos pay?
    Could be worse. Could be like you and get paid.
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