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    Years ago when a bank were refurbishing a building they were moving to I spent a few days setting up a server and 30 PCs for an application. While they were rebuilding I had been in either the server room or on the main floor, the other floors where the gents was were still being refurbed. We all used the ladies loo.

    The system goes live without a hitch and a colleague does the go live (I was abroad or away installing something else) then a month or two later they wanted a few more PCs & some extra features added. I turned up unloaded the PCs rushed up to the loo, opened the door and was greeted by a number of ladies in bank uniform - oops! explained, apologised and went up one floor (not an euphemism).
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    I have to confess that on opening the door, I did think "These toilets stink!" Why is it that men's toilets smell so much worse than women's?
    This insight in to our technique might explain a lot as well. Best with sound. (it's not real so not horrible).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I was happily minding my own business on the throne, when suddenly the door opens.

    A lady I had not yet met turned on her heels distraught clearly not knowing where to look.

    It turned out that the lock was loose, and I did not forget to lock the door as I initially thought.

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    I misread the title and thought it said, "I scored a lady"

    I was intrigued...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I misread the title and thought it said, "I scored a lady"

    I was morbidly curious...
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    tulip story, bro.

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    Walked into the ladies' changing room by mistake at a leisure centre once. Two ladies there were both fully dressed darn it!
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