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    Need a dram...

    but am too lazy to walk to the other side of the building. If only I had a butler like Dim...
    "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

    #2
    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    but am too lazy to walk to the other side of the building. If only I had a butler like Dim...

    or friends..
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
      but am too lazy to walk to the other side of the building. If only I had a butler like Dim...
      If you had a butler like Dim, he'd walk to the other side of the building and drink all your whisky.

      HTH.
      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mordac View Post
        If you had a butler like Dim, he'd walk to the other side of the building and drink all your whisky.

        HTH.

        Were it MF he would eat your crisps as well.

        I'm available for £200K / a year but I will shag yer missus.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          Were it MF he would eat your crisps as well.

          I'm available for £200K / a year but I will shag yer missus.
          Do you give discount if you dont have to?

          Surely he must be able to afford to pay a Butler with all that BTC he has kicking around.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Do you give discount if you dont have to?

            Surely he must be able to afford to pay a Butler with all that BTC he has kicking around.

            Yep knowing spooters taste I'll do it for £80k.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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