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International Men's Day - 19/11/2018

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    #11
    I shall ask my wife if I can celebrate and revert.

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      #12
      Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
      I shall ask my wife if I can celebrate and revert.
      Make sure you've taken the bins out and done the rest of your chores first:

      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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        #13
        Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
        I can safely say that I have never been in a public toilet and wanted to take my shoes off. But if that's what you enjoy, go for it.
        You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superwoman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.
          FTFY

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            #15
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            You walk to the office in your comfy shoes. Pop in for a pee, and, just like superman, emerge ready for work in your smart shoes.
            Before you pee....



            After you pee....

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.
              How would know which shoes I wanted to change in to?
              "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

              https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                #17
                Right now I'm celebrating with man flu...
                "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  Right now I'm celebrating with man flu...
                  Man flu, hope your significant other is looking after you. Man flu is a killer. One time I had it I could barely lift the tv remote control and had to sit through several hours of judge judy.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    I bet you can't change your shoes while you're peeing! I can.
                    This has got to be an euphemism, right?
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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