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    I particularly liked “Hotel guest going to get the buffet breakfast” and “Woman on train holding her rubbish because there was no bin at the station”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
    Yes, that's the point

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    My fave is "...foreigner who accidentally bought dog treats instead of otsumami snacks."

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    Put... the.... gin... bottle... down....
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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    Keanu Reeves eating lunch alone.....
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmstadt View Post
    More like dog face. I hate her face... make me want to puke up every time

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