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Sausage, onion and chili jam barm. With chips, cos I'm from the north.
Nah. Proper Northerner from right side of Pennines would have Pattie n Chips wi Scraps. None of this foreign muck like onion, and chilli!!! What the ***** is a chili. If I wanted my food cold I have a salad, and if I wanted a salad I have a rabbit make it edible for me.
The surprise is that no Ogres or Witches were harmed in making this.
However
6 Porky white sausages.
6 Purple carrots they make the gravy look awesome!
1/2 a large pumpkin, previously enjoyed with candles & toothy grin for extra points!
2 medium onions.
1 tablespoon of Garlic paste
1 tablespoon of mixed herbs
2-3 tablespoons of gravy mix.
1/2 pint of water (you want the gravy to be gloopy).
were.
plus you need one small child loving the disgusting idea of eating Witches Blood & Ogre fingers.
Brown the sausages & soften the onions, turn down (deglaze pan if not using multicooker) pop in slow cooker for about 2-3 hours until the pumpkin is just soft. Leave overnight in the fridge to mature.
Eat with Sainsbury's 4 cheese bread without butter(its for dipping and oily enough) and a mug of tea or coffee.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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