The 10 most annoying buzzwords at work

[BR14]

It is what it is (translation - I am a feckwit!)

I normally say 'it is what it shouldn't be and its our job to fix it!'

so what are You doing to fix it?

[WTFH]

so what are You doing to fix it?

I can fix broken, but I can't fix stupid.

[ladymuck]

so what are You doing to fix it?

Jim?

[Drei]

Digital transformation

lol this one is for @northernladuk


I will re-post this since it is very relevant:
Funny story, I went to an interview not so long ago at a huge Property Managing Company. After 1 hour of hearing all bout "innovation" and "innovative processes" and "innovative ways of working", I came out knowing NOTHING about the project I was supposed to manage. Every question related to the solution, the technology to be used,the teams, was met by yet more buzzwords and BS. I gave up eventually and just seemed really interested, however I couldn't wait to get out.

[northernladuk]

lol this one is for @northernladuk


I will re-post this since it is very relevant:
Funny story, I went to an interview not so long ago at a huge Property Managing Company. After 1 hour of hearing all bout "innovation" and "innovative processes" and "innovative ways of working", I came out knowing NOTHING about the project I was supposed to manage. Every question related to the solution, the technology to be used,the teams, was met by yet more buzzwords and BS. I gave up eventually and just seemed really interested, however I couldn't wait to get out.

Cool story Grandad.

[fidot]

on-boarding is an horrible phrase

[Mordac]

on-boarding is an horrible phrase

Water-boarding is a bit worse...

[BR14]

Water-boarding is a bit worse...

sailboarding can be challenging, too

[DoctorStrangelove]

Not to mention overboarding.

That rarely ends well.

[OwlHoot]

"Passionate about .."

Always a bad sign