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    #11
    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
    There are two many people on the planet. Until those alive wake up to the fact that fertility must be controlled, things will get worse. Then people will die horrible deaths - lack of water, food, or from pollution.
    Only two??

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      #12
      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      Only two??

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        #13
        Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post

        If you can put the two of them on one of your bikes and send them my way, I may be able to help with the problem.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #14
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          If you can put the two of them on one of your bikes and send them my way, I may be able to help with the problem.
          May be able to help? You are losing your aim, I thought it was guaranteed.

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            #15
            Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
            May be able to help? You are losing your aim, I thought it was guaranteed.
            When I do it for myself, it's just a hobby. When I do it for others, it's work.

            I may be able to help provided you can agree to my company's terms and conditions of contract, the right to substitution, that we can carry out the work in whatever way we feel is appropriate, and, of course, that you can afford our extremely reasonable rate.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #16
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              When I do it for myself, it's just a hobby. When I do it for others, it's work.

              I may be able to help provided you can agree to my company's terms and conditions of contract, the right to substitution, that we can carry out the work in whatever way we feel is appropriate, and, of course, that you can afford our extremely reasonable rate.
              Before engaging your company, I need to check your IR35 status.

              Have you ever thought any of pscont's suggestions were a good idea?

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                #17
                Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                There are too many people on the planet. Until those alive wake up to the fact that fertility must be controlled, things will get worse. Then people will die horrible deaths - lack of water, food, or from pollution.
                Should I stop donating sperm?
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  It's freezing. Can we all start burning some tyres to help speed up the process.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                    Before engaging your company, I need to check your IR35 status.
                    Trijicon ACOG 35 Dual IR. Will that do?


                    Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
                    Have you ever thought any of pscont's suggestions were a good idea?
                    Yes, the one where he flounced. That was a good idea.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      Trijicon ACOG 35 Dual IR. Will that do?

                      .
                      what're you going to do? - throw it at them?

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