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    Poo found on every McDonald's touchscreen tested | Metro News

    Traces of faeces have been found on every single McDonald’s touchscreen swabbed in an investigation by metro.co.uk. Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country – every one of them had coliforms. Senior lecturer in microbiology at London Metropolitan University Dr Paul Matewele said: ‘We were all surprised how much gut and faecal bacteria there was on the touchscreen machines. These cause the kind of infections that people pick up in hospitals.



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    They tested seven outlets - one of them my local where Princess Di used to take the kids!

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    It's probably on every KFC screen, BK counter, etc.
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    Doesn't the McD assembly line mean that the same people touching the screens are not the ones touching the food? Well, except for the cups.

    I'm sure nearly everything has poo on it. It's probably good for you
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    Doesn't the McD assembly line mean that the same people touching the screens are not the ones touching the food? Well, except for the cups.

    I'm sure nearly everything has poo on it. It's probably good for you
    The important thing is to cook it thoroughly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    The important thing is to cook it thoroughly.

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    Is this not recycling in action?

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