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    Quote Originally Posted by I just need to test it View Post

    The answer, I feel, is contracting but for maybe six months per annum. That way I’ve a fifty-fifty chance of dying on my own toilet.
    Not appropriate to mention it in the original thread but this was QoTY for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Not appropriate to mention it in the original thread but this was QoTY for me.
    Yes, it made me smile, but has a ring of truth about it too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojak View Post
    Not appropriate to mention it in the original thread but this was QoTY for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    This has happened. Allegedly..
    Worker Dead at Desk for 5 Days - Urban Legends

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    Yes, it made me smile, but has a ring of truth about it too.
    It would be bad form to die on the client's toilet, especially as you wouldn't be able to invoice for the aforementioned poo. Apologies for the lack of taste, but this is a contractor forum...

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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