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    A little fun ..

    ** stolen from the interweb **

    For those PMs who struggle with SQL, ask someone to explain it to you

    He's making a database
    He's sorting it twice
    SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
    SQL Clause is coming to town
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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    Oi!!!! Give that ere! It's MySQL!
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      They don't believe in SQL clause at my place - gone NoSQL.

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        #4
        Dodgy sql, no criteria on age or group on location. Santa has outsourced his dba.

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          #5

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            #6
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post
            ** stolen from the interweb **

            For those PMs who struggle with SQL, ask someone to explain it to you

            He's making a database
            He's sorting it twice
            SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
            SQL Clause is coming to town
            So that's two person days' effort. Jolly good. Now, chop chop.

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              #7
              Surely that's not an SQL clause; it's a statement. :
              "Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark Twain

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                #8
                I think the inclusion of a where makes it a clause of some sort.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                  ** stolen from the interweb **

                  For those PMs who struggle with SQL, ask someone to explain it to you

                  He's making a database
                  He's sorting it twice
                  SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice'
                  SQL Clause is is in breech of Article 8 and Article 22 of the General Data Protection Regulation as enacted in the Data Protection Act 2018
                  FTFY
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    I think the inclusion of a where makes it a clause of some sort.
                    No.

                    SELECT * is a select clause
                    WHERE behavior = 'nice' is a where clause.

                    Don't give up your day job.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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