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    Cardiff Weirdos

    Now that's a fine pair of weirdos & no mistake.

    "It wasn't for my own use occifer, I made it for "someone else"".

    One wonders quietly to oneself who or what the "someone else" is, was, or maybe.

    Good to see that they're a fine pair of tax dodgers too.

    Failure to file accounts.

    Bang 'em up for life.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Cardiff Weirdos

    Now that's a fine pair of weirdos & no mistake.

    "It wasn't for my own use occifer, I made it for "someone else"".

    One wonders quietly to oneself who or what the "someone else" is, was, or maybe.

    Good to see that they're a fine pair of tax dodgers too.

    Failure to file accounts.

    Bang 'em up for life.
    Article says on the spectrum of autism...

    Probably made for a mate to have a play in an open field, similar to a lot of Americans who like guns and explosives, but who also have no ill-intent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bean View Post
    Article says on the spectrum of autism...

    Probably made for a mate to have a play in an open field, similar to a lot of Americans who like guns and explosives, but who also have no ill-intent.
    "On the spectrum"? Try "off the scale". They buy margarine ffs
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    In the good old days you did stuff like that just for fun. Damn terrorists spoiled it for us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    In the good old days you did stuff like that just for fun. Damn terrorists spoiled it for us.
    Yup.

    Dear dead days beyond recall when I still had my hearing and all my fingers.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    And here's another weirdo:

    Picky too, took care in selecting a stiff:

    Pervert broke into funeral home to have sex with a corpse
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    According to Wikipedia (sounds more like Sickipedia) the Ancient Egyptians had a solution to that.

    written records suggest the practice was present within Ancient Egypt. Herodotus writes in The Histories that, to discourage intercourse with a corpse, ancient Egyptians left deceased beautiful women to decay for "three or four days" before giving them to the embalmers.
    PS If any women are into that sort of thing I expect they wait for rigor mortis to set in so he's nice and stiff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    According to Wikipedia (sounds more like Sickipedia) the Ancient Egyptians had a solution to that.



    PS If any women are into that sort of thing I expect they wait for rigor mortis to set in so he's nice and stiff.
    Xog we expected nothing less from you...
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    Remember the Septics that dug up a girl 3 weeks after she'd died so he could bonk her?

    My mistake, she was fresher than that:

    3 Men Charged With Attempted Sex Assault On Corpse - WISC

    Died August 27th, dug up again September 4th.

    Finger lickin' good.

    Alexander Grunke guilty in plot to rob grave for corpse sex | City Pages

    Love the comments on this one:

    The Grunke Twins and Buddy Radke Try to Dig up a Date and End Up Getting Screwed | Crime Crawlers

    They went down & not in a good way:

    Grunke avoids prison but will spend time in jail - The Dodgeville Chronicle - Dodgeville, WI

    I like the distinction between prison & jail.
    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 22nd December 2018 at 23:42.
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