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    If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
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    Some guests would pay extra for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post
    Some guests would pay extra for that
    Make sure vibrate mode is on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
    "My daily rate is £xxx, shall I book you in for Thursday?" <-- try this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
    You'll be a man my son

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    Non techie people always assume cos you worked in IT that you must know everything about all computers. Got asked to sort an ancient blackberry a few months ago.
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    Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.

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    I may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.
    I just do it as they call in between their house down south and their flat up north...
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    I may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.
    You stuffed something up his **rse?



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