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    If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
    Brexiteers remind me of religious fanatics, only faith, no facts.

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    Some guests would pay extra for that

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    Quote Originally Posted by GJABS View Post
    Some guests would pay extra for that
    Make sure vibrate mode is on.
    Where there's muck there's brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
    "My daily rate is £xxx, shall I book you in for Thursday?" <-- try this.
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
    You do me old chum, obviously

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    Churchy says that May Day is a Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy.
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    Only it is somewhat suspicious that this unsubstantiated claim has been made against the object of Alt-Right antisemitic conspiracy lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    If... another guest asks me to look at their iPad or cellphone issues I will stuff it up their ar** ...
    You'll be a man my son

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    Non techie people always assume cos you worked in IT that you must know everything about all computers. Got asked to sort an ancient blackberry a few months ago.
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    Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.

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    I may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Christmas Day at the parentals meant doing PC support. Any visit means doing PC support now I think about it.
    I just do it as they call in between their house down south and their flat up north...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    I may have been guilty of this with MrFitz at the CUK party.
    You stuffed something up his **rse?


    I was miserable and depressed, but CUK turned it all around. Now I'm depressed and miserable´╗┐.

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