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    #21
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!
    Just big ones?
    See You Next Tuesday

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      #22
      Just big ones?
      Nah, not them either. Doubt a .22 air rifle would down an elephant anyway.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #23
        The rifle is really ancient, early 70s. A group of us used to go target shooting in lunch hour at my first job. Then some idiot accidentally shot a bloke through the hand and the company wouldn't let us bring them to work anymore.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #24
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!
          Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).

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            #25
            Originally posted by woohoo View Post
            Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).
            Flog 'em to Admin.....
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #26
              Originally posted by woohoo View Post
              Have exactly the same. I don't want them though and have no idea of how to dispose of them. I confiscated them off the father-in-law (he has dementia).
              Drop 'em off at your local nick.
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                Drop 'em off at your local nick.
                Yeah, kick the front doors open and burst in waving them around. It's cold out there today too, so a balaclava might be advised. Let us know how you get on.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  Got an ancient air rifle and air pistol. Both still work. Would never shoot little animals with 'em though!
                  What about cyclists?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Your mum.
                    /thread
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
                      Yeah, kick the front doors open and burst in waving them around. It's cold out there today too, so a balaclava might be advised. Let us know how you get on.
                      It's a Saturday, most local nicks are shut. In fact most local nicks are permanently shut. I reckon he could run around Windsor waving a pair of Purdeys and it would fall upon your valet to shoot him.
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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