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Originally posted by Paddy View PostThe cost to the NHS for eye tests
Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefitsbloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by tazdevil View PostIf you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 yearsHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWhat cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postone claims it back from your employerHis heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostBlimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!
Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits
What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common? Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View Post
The alternatives however;
A full fryup - plenty of grease...
Kippers - who wouldn't be excited at the thought of a split kipper?
Porridge - chin dribbling innuendo opportunities
Fruit and yoghurt - everyone I know enjoys dashing Greek yoghurt over a nice peach.
No, Kellogg had a point, albeit a very stupid one.Comment
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Originally posted by Mordac View PostWash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...
no it is clear one claims it back from one's employer, you may however be a significant shareholder of your employer. YMMV
Eyes and eyesight testing for display screen equipment work - HSEAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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