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    #11
    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?
    If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years

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      #12
      Originally posted by Paddy View Post
      The cost to the NHS for eye tests
      Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!

      Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by tazdevil View Post
        If you're 60+ you get a free eye test every 2 years
        Too little, too late, for most on here...
        His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mordac View Post
          What cost? Doesn't everyone have to pay? Or is it just Boots & Specsavers that get to charge?
          one claims it back from your employer
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            one claims it back from your employer
            Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Blimey! The Catholic Church still has influence then. A w*k is good for you!

              Happy news! Masturbation actually has health benefits
              As opposed to Kellogg's

              What do Corn Flakes and masturbation have in common? Mr Kellogg believed sexual desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring
              https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...leasuring.html
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #17
                New Age Verification

                Don't you just have to make a peace sign and go "far out man" ?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  Probably right too. Nobody's going to have a wink over a bowl of cornflakes - they come from a crusty old box.

                  The alternatives however;
                  A full fryup - plenty of grease...
                  Kippers - who wouldn't be excited at the thought of a split kipper?
                  Porridge - chin dribbling innuendo opportunities
                  Fruit and yoghurt - everyone I know enjoys dashing Greek yoghurt over a nice peach.

                  No, Kellogg had a point, albeit a very stupid one.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    Wash your mouth out. One claims it back from oneself. Now write it out a hundred times...

                    no it is clear one claims it back from one's employer, you may however be a significant shareholder of your employer. YMMV


                    Eyes and eyesight testing for display screen equipment work - HSE
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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