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    BREAKING: The Duke of Edinburgh is involved in a road traffic accident – Royal Central

    The Duke was allegedly reported to say

    F**k, bloody foreigners not giving way.
    Diana's revenge, arf, arf arf.
    How long does it take you lot of ******* **** to fix it?
    Push the bloody car back to the palace!
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    Wonder if he was breathalysed?

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    Badly shaken my arse, didn't even drop the hip flask.

    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    Wonder if he was breathalysed?
    You cheeky bastard! They recognised the number plate and realised that wasn't an efficient use of their resources..

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    It take it the driver of the other vehicle has been duly prosecuted of the offence of "Being in the wrong place at the wrong time"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    It take it the driver of the other vehicle has been duly prosecuted of the offence of "Being in the wrong place at the wrong time"

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    Rumour has it the other driver shouted "Doddering old f*cker in a Range Rover, thinks he owns the road!".

    Looking forward to the "Dash Cam" footage on youtube...
    (Of course assuming it's not been seized as "evidence"...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickFitz View Post
    Wonder if he was breathalysed?
    No. He was let off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    No. He was let off.
    Wrong, as usual.

    Norfolk Police said it was standard policy to breath test drivers involved in collisions and both had provided negative readings.
    Prince Philip: Sandringham crash led to car 'tumbling' across road - BBC News
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Dazzled by sun apparently.

    Prince Philip crash: Warning to drivers about sun's glare | News Shopper

    Couple of time in last few weeks I've had moments when I could scarcely see. Think I'm going to get my windscreen polished.
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    I very dimly remember being breathalised on a hospital trolley
    If you are unconscious do they stick the breathalyser up yer bum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    If you are unconscious do they stick the breathalyser up yer bum?
    Unfortunately Xog, it's nowhere near that much fun. They take a blood sample, and if you ask nicely, after you've sobered up, they'll stick some of it back in, just so you can enjoy being pissed all over again...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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