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    Duke of Edinburgh involved in car crash

    Duke of Edinburgh involved in car crash

    BREAKING: The Duke of Edinburgh is involved in a road traffic accident – Royal Central

    The Duke was allegedly reported to say

    F**k, bloody foreigners not giving way.
    Diana's revenge, arf, arf arf.
    How long does it take you lot of ******* **** to fix it?
    Push the bloody car back to the palace!
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

    #2
    Wonder if he was breathalysed?

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      #3
      Badly shaken my arse, didn't even drop the hip flask.

      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Wonder if he was breathalysed?
      You cheeky bastard! They recognised the number plate and realised that wasn't an efficient use of their resources..

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        #4
        It take it the driver of the other vehicle has been duly prosecuted of the offence of "Being in the wrong place at the wrong time"

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          #5
          Originally posted by Yorkie62 View Post
          It take it the driver of the other vehicle has been duly prosecuted of the offence of "Being in the wrong place at the wrong time"

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          Rumour has it the other driver shouted "Doddering old f*cker in a Range Rover, thinks he owns the road!".

          Looking forward to the "Dash Cam" footage on youtube...
          (Of course assuming it's not been seized as "evidence"...)
          Last edited by Zigenare; 18 January 2019, 07:39.
          Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Wonder if he was breathalysed?
            No. He was let off.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Paddy View Post
              No. He was let off.
              Wrong, as usual.

              Norfolk Police said it was standard policy to breath test drivers involved in collisions and both had provided negative readings.
              Prince Philip: Sandringham crash led to car 'tumbling' across road - BBC News
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Dazzled by sun apparently.

                Prince Philip crash: Warning to drivers about sun's glare | News Shopper

                Couple of time in last few weeks I've had moments when I could scarcely see. Think I'm going to get my windscreen polished.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  I very dimly remember being breathalised on a hospital trolley
                  If you are unconscious do they stick the breathalyser up yer bum?
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    If you are unconscious do they stick the breathalyser up yer bum?
                    Unfortunately Xog, it's nowhere near that much fun. They take a blood sample, and if you ask nicely, after you've sobered up, they'll stick some of it back in, just so you can enjoy being pissed all over again...
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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