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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    I should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?
    Lol, very good, i'll remember that one.

    Quote Originally Posted by greenlake View Post
    "A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."
    Also a worthy effort - well done young scribe.

    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    "I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"
    Fiat 500? It's an armoured Range Rover you twat basket.

    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    "That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"
    Snigger

    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMirror View Post
    You can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.
    She was more whiny than whinny, but the point stands. I'll send you a dictionary.

    Quote Originally Posted by Yorkie62 View Post
    Someone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way
    Second prize, a sterling effort.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    What's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.
    First prize, an even more sterlinger effort.

    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    "The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"
    Oooh, historic gaffe reference - a Mention In Dispatches for you Sir. Stand a bit closer to the razor and greater things might be yours in future.

    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    "Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."
    Incorrect placement of comma ruined an otherwise valid point. Try harder next time.

    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    "Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"
    Hehe, it wasn't for the insurance mate, we can't afford the premiums any more.

    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Brains, brains, so hungry.
    That's what you get for straying out of the sub-forum.

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    I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.

    What do you mean I can't feck commoners?
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.
    I find that hard to swallow.
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    If only they knew you have youthful reptilian DNA so are safe to drive.

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    Were you tailgating an Audi containing the recently married Meghan Markle?

    Just because disposing of unwanted royals worked in 1997 does not mean it will work every time.

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