Brains, brains, so hungry.
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostI should have worn my glasses. It that Lizie or a convert?
Originally posted by greenlake View Post"A Big Mac, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake please...."
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post"I'd not trust him in a wheelchair let alone a fiat 500. What the hell is the nitwit doing behind the wheel again?"
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post"That Diana Driving Experience was a bit crap Liz"
Originally posted by GreenMirror View PostYou can go back to shagging all the fillies you want if it will stop you crashing into those whinny commoners.
Originally posted by Yorkie62 View PostSomeone shouted grouse. I thought I have the blighter. Then some bloody commoner got in the way
Originally posted by Uncle Albert View PostWhat's that dear? No of course I didn't dink the car, look it's as good as new.
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post"The sun was too bright and made me go slitty eyed"
Originally posted by woohoo View Post"Pssst, allegedly Prince Charles, sucks donkey ****."
Originally posted by WTFH View Post"Tell me, Betty, why did you cut the brake cable?"
Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBrains, brains, so hungry.Comment
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I had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.
What do you mean I can't feck commoners?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI had Gillian Taylforth in the passenger seat, she was massaging my stomach.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Were you tailgating an Audi containing the recently married Meghan Markle?
Just because disposing of unwanted royals worked in 1997 does not mean it will work every time.Comment
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