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    Quote Originally Posted by northernladyuk View Post
    When did you start to suspect?
    When you were giving birth.. Do you remember.

    Doctor had his baseball glove on to catch the little fella.

    He said 'His head is here.. but.. he's got black head'
    And you admitted you been with some black guys

    Then the doc said 'His body here... but.. he's got an Eastern Asian body'
    And you admitted you'd been with some Eastern Asian guys

    Then his legs popped out and the doc said he's got Hispanic legs
    And you admitted you'd been with some Hispanic guys...

    The little lad started crying and I thought, thank Christ it didn't start barking..





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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    If you have children, do the right thing and just accept that supporting the children inevitably means supporting the parent with care.
    Which is always the woman. Even Paula Yates got custody. Until she kept drugs in a smartie packet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMirror View Post
    Which is always the woman. Even Paula Yates got custody. Until she kept drugs in a smartie packet.
    It isn't always the woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mudskipper View Post
    Why is everyone assuming OP is male?

    Because this isn't Mumsnet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    It isn't always the woman.

    HTH

    True

    Who Gets Custody?

    More than half of all cases where residency is ordered by a court result in the mother being awarded sole residency. Around one-fifth result in sole residency being awarded to the father (a significant increase from the 1990s). Joint residency is also awarded in approximately one-fifth of divorces.
    Are divorced dads really treated fairly by the family courts? - Telegraph

    According to the report, in 96 per cent of cases, the parents who apply to court for “access” to their children are men, with the average case taking between six months and two years to complete. In just under half of these cases, dads will win the right to have their children stay with them overnight, with the most common arrangement being every other weekend. Just under a quarter will be restricted to seeing their children in the daytime and the remaining quarter will be given little or no opportunity to be the daddy.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueSharp View Post
    Is there an echo?

    But yeah OP, if there are kids first and foremost put there needs first. If it goes to court that is what the judge will do. In terms of asset split, depends on length of marriage, is your wife able to survive on her own etc.
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    You got the quotes the wrong way round. I said it first
    Most people have NLUK on their mute list so they never find out he got their first
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonMac View Post
    Most people have NLUK on their mute list so they never find out he got their first
    Their first what?
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