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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance View Post
    what's the done thing at that point?
    Is getting a boner good, bad or mandatory?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lance View Post
    what's the done thing at that point?
    Is getting a boner good, bad or mandatory?
    Think about anything other than the steaming flesh of yonder. And then she stands and at the same point as do readying myself to leave, she says 'Servus' as we squeeze out the door.

    Okay the squeezing out the door was a lie. But she did drop her robe on the floor. Gwd. Felt like I was in a carry on flick for a minute.
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Copyright Razzle 1995
    Why read it when you can live it?
    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    There's a great spa near where I live. My wife and I looked at a yearly ticket - quite expensive. So we joined the adjacent gym which costs a little more, but our health insurance pays half, and it gives unlimited access to the spa.

    Which was nice.

    They have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them. You can go outside and steam in the snow. Being as I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, I rarely see anything that might cause a reaction. Most people (i.e. non-pervs) just don't look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    They have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them.

    need mind bleach now!
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.

    “We've always defined ourselves by the ability to overcome the impossible. And we count these moments. These moments when we dare to aim higher, to break barriers, to reach for the stars, to make the unknown known. We count these moments as our proudest achievements. But we lost all that. Or perhaps we've just forgotten that we are still pioneers. And we've barely begun. And that our greatest accomplishments cannot be behind us, because our destiny lies above us.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterscot View Post
    Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.
    And this was you....


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    Being Sectioned...

    The emergency sections last up to 72 hours during which time arrangements must be made to assess if a section 2 or section 3 is necessary.
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    "yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Germany"

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    Quote Originally Posted by minestrone View Post
    DIGNITAS in Germany

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    Schmiedestrasse 39
    30159 Hannover

    Telephone national: 0511 336 2344
    Telephone international: +49 511 336 2344

    Fax national: 0511 336 2682
    Fax international: +49 511 336 2682

    E-mail: dignitas@dignitas.de

    "yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Cryptoscots"
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    Default Spent the weekend in a spa hotel

    Weekend? It's Friday now, so where have you been for the rest of the week? Draining the EU andrex supply or in Himmler's 'psychiatric assessment centre' on wilhelmstrasse?

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