Originally posted by Lance
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Spent the weekend in a Spa hotel
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Originally posted by Lance View Postwhat's the done thing at that point?
Is getting a boner good, bad or mandatory?
Okay the squeezing out the door was a lie. But she did drop her robe on the floor. Gwd. Felt like I was in a carry on flick for a minute."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostCopyright Razzle 1995"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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There's a great spa near where I live. My wife and I looked at a yearly ticket - quite expensive. So we joined the adjacent gym which costs a little more, but our health insurance pays half, and it gives unlimited access to the spa.
Which was nice.
They have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them. You can go outside and steam in the snow. Being as I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, I rarely see anything that might cause a reaction. Most people (i.e. non-pervs) just don't look.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThey have what they delicately call a "textile free" sauna area. I prefer them.
need mind bleach now!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Seriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View PostSeriously, the weekend be like but without the towels.
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Being Sectioned...
The emergency sections last up to 72 hours during which time arrangements must be made to assess if a section 2 or section 3 is necessary.
"yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Germany"Comment
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostDIGNITAS in Germany
DIGNITAS-Deutschland e.V.
Schmiedestrasse 39
30159 Hannover
Telephone national: 0511 336 2344
Telephone international: +49 511 336 2344
Fax national: 0511 336 2682
Fax international: +49 511 336 2682
E-mail: [email protected]
"yes, they have nice bathrobes, and one of the nurses even speaks Cryptoscots"Comment
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Spent the weekend in a spa hotel
Weekend? It's Friday now, so where have you been for the rest of the week? Draining the EU andrex supply or in Himmler's 'psychiatric assessment centre' on wilhelmstrasse?Comment
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