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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
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Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostBefore you worry your pretty little head with quantum theory, perhaps take a rudimentary class in English grammar.
But don't you worry your pretty little head about it.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThey outsourced all their developers. And then realised that not only can you not make a baby in 1 month with 9 women, vetran and original PM can't build a quantum computer, no matter how many times you clone them.
At least, that's there excuse. I reckon they just need someone to turn out the lights when it's all over.
Look Natty I told you I would never stoop that low as to work with you, however many times you beg!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou could learn a thing or two about their food hygiene standards.
Now with added Polish pony.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostIs it chlorinated?
nope but it is heavily medicated just like youAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postnope but it is heavily medicated just like youComment
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The longest gig I ever did was 7.5 years but that was very varied in the challenges it brought. Quite exciting at times.
Over the last year, it's been six month gigs and even a six week one. The life of a contractor is up and down and left and right, don't be so judgemental.Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostThe grammar in the excerpt that you quoted is perfect. The spelling is poor.
But don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
Calling you a "twot" would be a spelling mistake.
But don't you worry your pretty little head about it.
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