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Depriving CUK netizens of their CUK netizenship

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    Depriving CUK netizens of their CUK netizenship

    Thoughts?


    #2
    In the event of a No-Deal: Red, White & Blue - Jam, Tea & Biscuits boom, Brexit;

    Non-UK domiciled visitors to CUK will be denied access via Geographic IP address blocking.

    To ensure no IP address spoofing and/or vpn use and/or proxy use to get around this;
    (NAT we're looking at you, you clever lickle expat)

    All UK-based IP address visitors to CUK will be required to provide a unique code, to prove they have the right to reside in the UK.
    (This will be a passport number, or the Ref number on the top of your Home Office papers)

    Basically, putting the UK back into CUK.

    HTH

    PS. As a consequence of this, NAT will have to relinquish his Mod role on the site
    Originally posted by Old Greg
    I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
    ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Thoughts?

      I've got a list.

      1. Bean
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        2. That chap with IQ of 62

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          2. That chap with IQ of 62
          Wasn't that no. of braincells?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bean View Post
            In the event of a No-Deal: Red, White & Blue - Jam, Tea & Biscuits boom, Brexit;

            Non-UK domiciled visitors to CUK will be denied access via Geographic IP address blocking.

            To ensure no IP address spoofing and/or vpn use and/or proxy use to get around this;
            (NAT we're looking at you, you clever lickle expat)

            All UK-based IP address visitors to CUK will be required to provide a unique code, to prove they have the right to reside in the UK.
            (This will be a passport number, or the Ref number on the top of your Home Office papers)

            Basically, putting the UK back into CUK.

            HTH

            PS. As a consequence of this, NAT will have to relinquish his Mod role on the site
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            I've got a list.

            1. Bean

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bean View Post
              In the event of a No-Deal: Red, White & Blue - Jam, Tea & Biscuits boom, Brexit;

              Non-UK domiciled visitors to CUK will be denied access via Geographic IP address blocking.

              To ensure no IP address spoofing and/or vpn use and/or proxy use to get around this;
              (NAT we're looking at you, you clever lickle expat)

              All UK-based IP address visitors to CUK will be required to provide a unique code, to prove they have the right to reside in the UK.
              (This will be a passport number, or the Ref number on the top of your Home Office papers)

              Basically, putting the UK back into CUK.

              HTH

              PS. As a consequence of this, NAT will have to relinquish his Mod role on the site
              Hmm, ideas obtained from North Korea or possibly the Stasi or even further back. No surprise there
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Hmm, ideas obtained from North Korea or possibly the Stasi or even further back. No surprise there
                Bean has to be home by 6 p.m. so he's not much of a threat.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Bean has to be home by 6 p.m. so he's not much of a threat.
                  His mom put him under Internet curfew, only access is from skool

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Bean normally doesn't post after 6 p.m, presumably because he has a life outside of CUK... I wonder what that's like
                    ftfy


                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    His mom put him under Internet curfew, only access is from skool
                    Stale copy & paste, 1/10, must try better to come up with original insults, for people who don't spend all their time on here
                    Originally posted by Old Greg
                    I admit I'm just a lazy, lying cretinous hypocrite and must be going deaf
                    ♕Keep calm & carry on♕

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